khaleesi

floridasunshineee:

the best line ever

pleatedjeans:

How to enjoy sporting events…

officialwhitegirls:

people who think they’re funny for interrupting the teacher every 2 seconds during a lesson must be eliminated

virginitity:

me coming out

marypussypoppins:

looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn

dekutree:

there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it

shanqela:

Pink wig thick ass give them whiplash

dw:

dumbass mothafuckin egg doesnt know what the FUC K is going on

localnativityscene:

[DJ voice] this song goes out to everyone who let me copy off of their algebra homework

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast