khaleesi

kushdrinker:

kushdrinker:

*trips and falls into ur huge gaping vagina*

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starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

geekishchic:

volouminous:

You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

 You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

volanus:

britoholic:

a 19-year-old Britney Spears making history.

A 4 year old python making history

informercials:

I have a collection of selfies of myself with Schindlers list and I don’t recall taking them

jaclcfrost:

undeadxarmy:

jaclcfrost:

idk why wearing someone else’s shirt or sweater or jacket is so satisfying and comforting but it is

but not as satisfying as seeing someone else wearing your jacket or sweatshirt. like. wow. they’re wearing my sweatshirt. and it’s cute as fuck. 

the bond between the person wearing someone else’s clothes and the person whose clothes they are wearing is strong

ebaygay:

that me

tylerchokely:

tombol-r:

so what exactly are we building here

a good time

groans:

Excellent

raalts:

my mom told me i can’t reblog from you anymore

codelesswifi:

happy easter peeps idk why my head is so big

giggle:

do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up