So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES
"Forget this stick. Square up Mickey."
“I was trying to take notes but I brought my puppy to class and he got in the way”
do people in nudist colonies send nudes or do they just call them selfies
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
*wakes up* what the fuck
disabled princesses and disabled superheroes are so important where the fuck are they
This is Toph. She is not disabled. She is awesome. Try again.
That is Toph. She IS disabled. She is also awesome. The two are not mutually exclusive.