khaleesi

microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

halo4:

Happy birthday to the best dog in the world

badafro:

“im gonna make the stupidest baby ever” - my parents

benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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zubat:

"I work in a place that allows dogs. Meet my coworkers."

potassiurn:

you want the d?

oh you mean my

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itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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officialschool:

me as a detective

the-little-two-mouthed-girl:

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

:D

:0

:C

i-want-some-tea:

danytargaryenz:

how did emma watson manage to graduate from one of the most prestigious universities while filming and doing press for at least like one movie every year she was there i can barely manage attending university and washing my hair maybe twice a week

With a time-turner, duh