khaleesi

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

dogthing2:

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

talkshitnojutsu:

what

thugpvssion:

"Forget this stick. Square up Mickey."

mstrkrftz:

Mille, the Norwegian Forest Cat | Jane Bjerkli

bdawg19:

the-heartless-romantic:

“I was trying to take notes but I brought my puppy to class and he got in the way”

DYING

ionlylovebooks:

do people in nudist colonies send nudes or do they just call them selfies

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

yamiyuugis:

image

tetraghostfan:

*wakes up* what the fuck

thebigbadwerewolf:

silversarcasm:

snark-sniper:

mrakato:

silversarcasm:

disabled princesses and disabled superheroes are so important where the fuck are they

image

This is Toph. She is not disabled. She is awesome. Try again.

That is Toph. She IS disabled. She is also awesome. The two are not mutually exclusive. 

roasted

  • High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor: lol same.